Mom is Spelled with two M's

Y'know, Marilyn Monroe and I have a connection of sorts.

59 years ago today, we were both in the hospital on the same day.

She was busy having an appendectomy. I was busy being born.

Of course I have this fantasy that her appendectomy was just a cover story for her having delivered a love child. And, y'know . . . somebody had to raise that child in a loving home.

Alright, our hospitals were 2,000 miles away from each other. I SAID it was just a fantasy!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND!