There was a Young Mermaid from Pendour

See, there's this village in Cornwall, you know in England. And there's this mermaid, see, and, no wait wait, let me back up, there's this guy Matthew something...wait wait um Trewhella, yeah Matthew Tre-whatever and he was good in music or something or other and he was singing hymns or humming hymns...whatever...and this mermaid, see, she was living in Pendour Cove, you know, nearby, and she like fell in love with him and he like loved her too but he...he...then he...I don't know, it was sad, sorta, sorta sad or I dunno, this happened a long time ago and it's a true story, or well, a true legend, or I dunno, just cuz it's a legend, does that make it true or untrue...well, anyway:

John Reinhard Weguelin — The Mermaid of Zennor — 1900